“how’s this trend still alive” – girl probably



by dani_dejong

47 Comments

  1. Oh that poor meat….. it just got Michael Myer’d.

    ![gif](giphy|5TOidpBAJBnQA)

  2. Malabingo

    I mean, it’s called chopping board, but why chop the board?!???!

  3. Shot-Growth3193

    Kid’s having so much fun in participating in this “event” that’s contagious! So contagious, I am going off to work with a face like that. On the Year’s first monday!

    (I am so blessed to have never seen such a bs live!)

  4. coccothraustes

    Why do they always ruin their knives by smashing the cutting edge against the board?

  5. retailmonster11

    My favorite part was when she forced the kid to help her and the kid just kind of plopped the salt all in one place. Thanks for bothering her for that.

  6. It’s already annoying enough even if the person can cut the meat properly.

  7. vituhobitti

    Why is she wearing a motorcycle gang/club vest?
    Weird choise of attire.

  8. NoEchidna4271

    watching this kind of videos always interesting

  9. jjmawaken

    I’m sure that kid’s hands were clean as kid’s are known to clean their hands often and not get into anything gross.

  10. cat_selling_souls

    That little girl is done with these shenanigans. She’s been sitting there for the past 20 minutes hungry while these people play with the food.

  11. NinjahDuk

    That’s a really well seasoned chopping board you have there.

  12. SushiRollFried

    Salt bae was the worst influencer just pure cliche corny guy

  13. oxymeth101

    Go to any decent restaurant and smash those knives like that and you’ll get your ass beat by a chef who’s 14 hours into his shift.

  14. TheScalemanCometh

    So… Yes it’s dumb, HOWEVER… Unlike the infamous salt bae and his half pint sidekick, actually look at this woman’s cuts.

    She clears the bone of almost everything in one stroke and even her unnecessarily flourished cuts all result in even slices of the meat. She’s obviously mocking the trend, but doing so with a legitimate level of skill.

  15. fuckthisshit____

    All that unnecessary slapping the knife around for what? Our entertainment?

  16. Objective_Warthog620

    Girl tried to chop the board more times than the meat itself.

  17. Salt Bae varient 4 is spreading well into 2026 then

  18. DarthMauly

    Chips are just sitting there going cold while she ruins the knife slapping the wood.

  19. EyeofNewtTongueofDog

    You know it’s over when the kid thinks this is possibly the lamest thing Mom and Dad dragged her to.

  20. Zealousideal_Award45

    Swinging the knife like a bloody sword, one misdirection from the brain and the right hand gone off script then its her blood instead of the cow’s

  21. Leucurus

    I can cut my own food, thanks. Just leave it intact. It’ll stay hot for longer as well

  22. Cold_Vanilla9791

    Kid looks like she’s about to cry

  23. UnreliablePotato

    As stupid and overpriced as the performance is, imagine having her job having to do this multiple times a day.

  24. Standard_Response_43

    That’s an accident waiting to happen

  25. RoosterDaAce

    Nothing sends me into a rage like the unessecary flipping and tapping to make it seem like they are better at cutting or doing more than they actually are.

  26. nooneinparticular246

    I don’t know what’s with black food prep gloves but I don’t have any positive mental associations with them

  27. ApolloAuto

    Strangest patch member I’ve seen in ages – but who am I to judge ? Ride on girl.

  28. Exact_Risk_1300

    Don’t blame the lady for doing her job, blame the company, if she doesn’t someone else will, it’s stupid people judge the staff when there’s literally someone above them who decides what they should do and shouldn’t, and that’s how they are trained

    Shitty company would rather do an old trend that create their own one or just do soemthing else that’s less trendy, that company needs to realise they are killing their own customers entertainment

  29. breadexpert69

    Cuz people keep paying for it so these restaurants are making tons of profit by serving mid tier food at luxury prices just because the server does a private show for your table.

  30. Satanicjamnik

    That girl in the green hijab has the right attitude.

  31. ByrnToast8800

    It’s always weird to me when people roast the server like we don’t all know they hate their job. Any server that has had to do some performative bs 30 times a day at their job can attest it’s soul numbing.

  32. Wolf_Window

    Muslim female biker saltbae is a hell of a niche

  33. Why are they dressed like ninjas from a motorcycle club?

  34. shanster925

    This looks satirical to me, but maybe I’m wrong!

  35. HelloWaffles

    I was about 10 seconds in when I realized this might be from r/winstupidprizes, never in my life have I physically shielded my eyes so quickly.

  36. First time using a knife huh? It’s like a child flailing around trying to understand how it works.